Ahh, I love how talkative 3 year olds are. Especially to strangers, like the cashier in Fred Meyer. Especially about things concerning mommy's body. In that excited pitch and volume that only young children can reach.
Cashier: "Are you excited about your little brother or sister?"
Brandon: "There's a BABY in mommy's tummy!"
C: "Yeah! Are you excited?"
B: "The baby's gonna get big and then come OUT of mommy's tummy! It's gonna come out through her VULVA! There's a hole called a BAGINA!"
C: "umm.." Doesn't quite know what to say. At this point Natalya is sitting in the basket and starts chanting "vulva! vulva!" and pointing to her bits.
B: "And there's a baby in MY tummy too! It's going to come out through my PENIS! My penis has a hole called a bagina too! Right Mommy?"
C: Just looks at me helplessly as I'm staring at the ceiling, trying not to laugh.
Well, parts of it he has a pretty good grasp on for a three year old. Other parts obviously still elude him, LMAO.
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Oh my gosh Sonja, that sounds like something that would happen with my 3 year old and 19 month old!!! Thank you for the early morning laugh, I certainly needed that!
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