This was the conversation with my 6 year old as I was checking out with the Diet Mountain Dew (yes, evil artificial badness, confiscate my crunchy card) at the convenient store this morning.
DS1: "Mommy, why can we not have drinks too?"
Me: "Son, who wakes up several hours before nice mommy?"
DS1: (rolling his eyes) "Grumpy mommy."
Me: "What's the difference between nice mommy and grumpy mommy?"
DS1: "Mommy drink." (aka, Mountain Dew.)
Me: "That's right, caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. That way you guys don't spend the day with Darth Mom."
The guy behind me in line was rolling with laughter as I filed out of the store with the 4 kids.
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